Fwd: Pres. Jonathan Travels to New York to Attend the UN General Assembly...

From:	Oga Kingsley

The Nigerian President, Goodluck Jonathan left the shores of his motherland today, Sunday September 21st for New York, United States of America, to attend the 69th Session of the United Nations General Assembly.

    This was disclosed by his spokesperson, Dr. Reuben Abati, who made it known that the President would return to the country on Thursday after "a brief private" stop-over in London.
Abati stated that while in New York, President Jonathan would attend receptions hosted by President Barack Obama of the United States and the Secretary-General of the United Nations, Mr. Ban Ki Moon.

The presidential spokesperson said the President would also address the 'United Nations Security Council High-Level Session on Threats to International Peace and Security Caused By Terrorist Acts'.
He said Jonathan would also present Nigeria's statement to the General Assembly on Wednesday.

   The statement also added that "President Jonathan is also scheduled to hold bilateral talks with Mr. Ban Ki Moon and the British Prime Minister, Mr. David Cameron."

"The President will stop over in London for a brief private visit before proceeding to New York.
"He is expected back in Abuja on Thursday".

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.... "We are sorry, Master," Sule said. "Sorry, uh? I will make you really sorry," he said. He asked him to pull down his shorts and lie down. Sule did as ordered. The master flogged hint six hard strokes in his bare buttocks. Sule cried out loud as each stroke descended on his buttocks. Bawa had begun crying already. He dreaded the master's cane. Tanko was bracing himself for the worse. There was nothing he could do to change the situation, he had to take it. Meanwhile, Garba who was still watching out for the master heard the cries of Sule. His heart skipped. What was happening'? He went close to the cathedral and noticed that a candle had been lit. Then he saw through the window that the master had caught his friends and was flogging them. He panicked. Quietly, he began to scurry away to the hostel. His heart was burdened with fear and dread that he began to cry. He prayed his friends would not open up and mention his name. Mr. Jacobs ordered Bawa to lie down but the fat boy was still pleading. Tanko quickly dropped his shorts and lay in front of the Whiteman. The master dealt him hard strokes and Tanko cried out in pains. "Now Boy, it's your turn. I haven't got all morning," the master said calmly, even bored. "Please sir," Bawa pleaded, crying hysterically. "Lie down Boy and take your strokes," the Whiteman said, his voice rising a pitch higher. "Please sir, I will not do it again. We are not the .... TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE ON THIS FUNNY AND EXCITING STORY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Dr Sid & His New Wife Enjoying a Vacation in Barbados! *PHOTOS*

From:	Oga Kingsley

Musician Sidney Esiri popularly known as Dr Sid and his new Mrs Simi Osmo are living the good life, enjoying a romantic getaway in the Caribbean. The couple are lodged at the luxury five star beach-front resort, Sandy Lane Hotel, in Barbados. Dr Sid is getting slimmer by the day...lol... More photos below;

   

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.... "We are sorry, Master," Sule said. "Sorry, uh? I will make you really sorry," he said. He asked him to pull down his shorts and lie down. Sule did as ordered. The master flogged hint six hard strokes in his bare buttocks. Sule cried out loud as each stroke descended on his buttocks. Bawa had begun crying already. He dreaded the master's cane. Tanko was bracing himself for the worse. There was nothing he could do to change the situation, he had to take it. Meanwhile, Garba who was still watching out for the master heard the cries of Sule. His heart skipped. What was happening'? He went close to the cathedral and noticed that a candle had been lit. Then he saw through the window that the master had caught his friends and was flogging them. He panicked. Quietly, he began to scurry away to the hostel. His heart was burdened with fear and dread that he began to cry. He prayed his friends would not open up and mention his name. Mr. Jacobs ordered Bawa to lie down but the fat boy was still pleading. Tanko quickly dropped his shorts and lay in front of the Whiteman. The master dealt him hard strokes and Tanko cried out in pains. "Now Boy, it's your turn. I haven't got all morning," the master said calmly, even bored. "Please sir," Bawa pleaded, crying hysterically. "Lie down Boy and take your strokes," the Whiteman said, his voice rising a pitch higher. "Please sir, I will not do it again. We are not the .... TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE ON THIS FUNNY AND EXCITING STORY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Fwd: Yikes! Nicki MinaJ's Butt Implants Flips Out Of Control on Stage!

From:	Oga Kingsley

It's that time when she needs to visit her doctor for touch ups! The singer's fake butt looked like a bag of gravel as she performed on Friday night, at the iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Yikes! it looked all the silicone accumulated on her left side of yansh...lol...

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.... "We are sorry, Master," Sule said. "Sorry, uh? I will make you really sorry," he said. He asked him to pull down his shorts and lie down. Sule did as ordered. The master flogged hint six hard strokes in his bare buttocks. Sule cried out loud as each stroke descended on his buttocks. Bawa had begun crying already. He dreaded the master's cane. Tanko was bracing himself for the worse. There was nothing he could do to change the situation, he had to take it. Meanwhile, Garba who was still watching out for the master heard the cries of Sule. His heart skipped. What was happening'? He went close to the cathedral and noticed that a candle had been lit. Then he saw through the window that the master had caught his friends and was flogging them. He panicked. Quietly, he began to scurry away to the hostel. His heart was burdened with fear and dread that he began to cry. He prayed his friends would not open up and mention his name. Mr. Jacobs ordered Bawa to lie down but the fat boy was still pleading. Tanko quickly dropped his shorts and lay in front of the Whiteman. The master dealt him hard strokes and Tanko cried out in pains. "Now Boy, it's your turn. I haven't got all morning," the master said calmly, even bored. "Please sir," Bawa pleaded, crying hysterically. "Lie down Boy and take your strokes," the Whiteman said, his voice rising a pitch higher. "Please sir, I will not do it again. We are not the .... TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE ON THIS FUNNY AND EXCITING STORY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Alicia keys Poses Naked in New Photo...

The pregnant artiste shared this Photo in Instagram with the message;

  "It's you and me on a mission to create a kinder and more peaceful world. The #WeAreHere Movement begins today."

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.... "We are sorry, Master," Sule said. "Sorry, uh? I will make you really sorry," he said. He asked him to pull down his shorts and lie down. Sule did as ordered. The master flogged hint six hard strokes in his bare buttocks. Sule cried out loud as each stroke descended on his buttocks. Bawa had begun crying already. He dreaded the master's cane. Tanko was bracing himself for the worse. There was nothing he could do to change the situation, he had to take it. Meanwhile, Garba who was still watching out for the master heard the cries of Sule. His heart skipped. What was happening'? He went close to the cathedral and noticed that a candle had been lit. Then he saw through the window that the master had caught his friends and was flogging them. He panicked. Quietly, he began to scurry away to the hostel. His heart was burdened with fear and dread that he began to cry. He prayed his friends would not open up and mention his name. Mr. Jacobs ordered Bawa to lie down but the fat boy was still pleading. Tanko quickly dropped his shorts and lay in front of the Whiteman. The master dealt him hard strokes and Tanko cried out in pains. "Now Boy, it's your turn. I haven't got all morning," the master said calmly, even bored. "Please sir," Bawa pleaded, crying hysterically. "Lie down Boy and take your strokes," the Whiteman said, his voice rising a pitch higher. "Please sir, I will not do it again. We are not the .... TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE ON THIS FUNNY AND EXCITING STORY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Fwd: Condoms Provided For Us Are Too Small For Our Sexual Organs- Ugandan Men Cry Out

Uganda's parliamentary committee for HIV/Aids after observing people living with HIV/Aids in the country have increased, carried out a recent research on areas worst hit by the virus, and alas one of the major causes was discovered - their men have larger organs than the size of the condoms made available.

It was also discovered that, most of the men were already practising flesh to flesh when there was no option of bigger condoms.

"When it comes to action, when they're having sexual activity, of course with the pressure, it bursts," one size doesn't fit all, one of the committee leaders said. 

"Some youths are complaining that the condoms they are being given are too short. Their organs can't fit in them," a committee member also admitted after carrying out the research.

Aids is seen as being resurgent in Uganda, with as many as 80 000 people dying of the disease every year.

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.... "We are sorry, Master," Sule said. "Sorry, uh? I will make you really sorry," he said. He asked him to pull down his shorts and lie down. Sule did as ordered. The master flogged hint six hard strokes in his bare buttocks. Sule cried out loud as each stroke descended on his buttocks. Bawa had begun crying already. He dreaded the master's cane. Tanko was bracing himself for the worse. There was nothing he could do to change the situation, he had to take it. Meanwhile, Garba who was still watching out for the master heard the cries of Sule. His heart skipped. What was happening'? He went close to the cathedral and noticed that a candle had been lit. Then he saw through the window that the master had caught his friends and was flogging them. He panicked. Quietly, he began to scurry away to the hostel. His heart was burdened with fear and dread that he began to cry. He prayed his friends would not open up and mention his name. Mr. Jacobs ordered Bawa to lie down but the fat boy was still pleading. Tanko quickly dropped his shorts and lay in front of the Whiteman. The master dealt him hard strokes and Tanko cried out in pains. "Now Boy, it's your turn. I haven't got all morning," the master said calmly, even bored. "Please sir," Bawa pleaded, crying hysterically. "Lie down Boy and take your strokes," the Whiteman said, his voice rising a pitch higher. "Please sir, I will not do it again. We are not the .... TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE ON THIS FUNNY AND EXCITING STORY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Fwd: Gabrielle Union’s Topless Pics Leak Online, Calls FBI

Newly wedded Gabrielle Union has disclosed that she was the victim of a digital hate crime, after some topless photos she sent to Dwayne Wade somehow leaked online, as a result her legal team will be calling the FBI to investigate the leakage.

Union and Wade released a joint statement saying, "it has come to our attention that our private moments, that were shared and deleted solely between my husband and myself, have been leaked by some vultures."

"I can't help but to be reminded that since the dawn of time women and children, specifically women of color, have been victimized, and the power over their own bodies taken from them. These atrocities against women and children continue worldwide."


"For anyone out there also being affected by these and other hacking and hate crimes - We send our love, support and prayers. We have done nothing wrong."

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.... "We are sorry, Master," Sule said. "Sorry, uh? I will make you really sorry," he said. He asked him to pull down his shorts and lie down. Sule did as ordered. The master flogged hint six hard strokes in his bare buttocks. Sule cried out loud as each stroke descended on his buttocks. Bawa had begun crying already. He dreaded the master's cane. Tanko was bracing himself for the worse. There was nothing he could do to change the situation, he had to take it. Meanwhile, Garba who was still watching out for the master heard the cries of Sule. His heart skipped. What was happening'? He went close to the cathedral and noticed that a candle had been lit. Then he saw through the window that the master had caught his friends and was flogging them. He panicked. Quietly, he began to scurry away to the hostel. His heart was burdened with fear and dread that he began to cry. He prayed his friends would not open up and mention his name. Mr. Jacobs ordered Bawa to lie down but the fat boy was still pleading. Tanko quickly dropped his shorts and lay in front of the Whiteman. The master dealt him hard strokes and Tanko cried out in pains. "Now Boy, it's your turn. I haven't got all morning," the master said calmly, even bored. "Please sir," Bawa pleaded, crying hysterically. "Lie down Boy and take your strokes," the Whiteman said, his voice rising a pitch higher. "Please sir, I will not do it again. We are not the .... TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE ON THIS FUNNY AND EXCITING STORY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Fwd: The 12 soldiers sentenced to death deserve to die - Ex-generals

While the rest of us are begging for leniency, some retired senior military officers say the 12 soldiers sentenced to death last week for attacking their GOC at their barracks in Maiduguri, deserve to die.

Speaking with Sunday Punch, the ex-generals said it's necessary for the military to maintain its age-long rules on discipline, hailed the judgement and said it must be carried out. A former Commandant of the Nigerian Army School of Infantry, Brig.-Gen. Williams Obene (retd.), said,

"I commend the boldness of the Army authorities to follow the terms and conditions of service – the extant laws that established the armed forces, particularly the Army– and for trying to uphold discipline at the highest level. When politicians and highly influential Nigerians interfere in the daily administration of the military, things become difficult. That situation is very prevalent under democracy."

A former Adjutant-General of the Nigerian Army, Major General David Jemibewon (retd.), said

"The military does not operate on sentiments or on people expressing either sympathy or lack of sympathy. Most of the things (we do) in the military are based on laws. It is difficult for me to align with people calling for clemency or pardon. The court martial has the facts and they have now come to conclusion after allowing evidence."

Retired Colonel Anthony Nyiam also hailed the judgment, saying

"As a soldier, and respecter of the law and tradition, the worst thing a soldier can do is to mutiny. And the penalty, as the law says, should be served. If you interrupt the traditions of the military, you're interfering with the foundations."

Former military administrator of Bauchi and Osun states, Col. Theophilus Bamigboye (retd.), backed the sentence, saying

"The court has followed the laid down procedure and military etiquette. They (the court) must have looked at the entire situations before arriving at the sentence. We have our own laws and so many things regulating our conduct in the military. I will not want anybody to die but we are talking of military procedure, which has to be followed."

If all these people are backing their death sentence then there may not be hope for these soldiers. But I pray it isn't so because that will be so sad. Meanwhile, the Nigerian Army says it's waiting for the approval of the Chief of Army Staff, Lt.-Gen. Kenneth Minimah, on the death sentence given to the soldiers.

Source: Punch

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.... "We are sorry, Master," Sule said. "Sorry, uh? I will make you really sorry," he said. He asked him to pull down his shorts and lie down. Sule did as ordered. The master flogged hint six hard strokes in his bare buttocks. Sule cried out loud as each stroke descended on his buttocks. Bawa had begun crying already. He dreaded the master's cane. Tanko was bracing himself for the worse. There was nothing he could do to change the situation, he had to take it. Meanwhile, Garba who was still watching out for the master heard the cries of Sule. His heart skipped. What was happening'? He went close to the cathedral and noticed that a candle had been lit. Then he saw through the window that the master had caught his friends and was flogging them. He panicked. Quietly, he began to scurry away to the hostel. His heart was burdened with fear and dread that he began to cry. He prayed his friends would not open up and mention his name. Mr. Jacobs ordered Bawa to lie down but the fat boy was still pleading. Tanko quickly dropped his shorts and lay in front of the Whiteman. The master dealt him hard strokes and Tanko cried out in pains. "Now Boy, it's your turn. I haven't got all morning," the master said calmly, even bored. "Please sir," Bawa pleaded, crying hysterically. "Lie down Boy and take your strokes," the Whiteman said, his voice rising a pitch higher. "Please sir, I will not do it again. We are not the .... TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE ON THIS FUNNY AND EXCITING STORY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}